The Under the Pier Show is the work of eccentric Tim Hunkin. He began making the electro-mechanical arcade machines in the 1970's but it wasn't until 1999 that he placed his 'Instant Eclipse' machine in Southwold High Street which sparked complaints from the people living next door. It was then that he approached Chris Iredale, the owner of Southwold Pier, with view to placing his machine on the pier. Despite initial malfunctions due to the salty sea air, Chris was granted a small arcade to house this and other machines and in 2001 the Under The Pier Show opened. This was soon joined by the water-clock, another construction from Tim Hunkin and despite a change of pier ownership, the machines have gone from strength to strength with the new owners encouraging Tim to use more pier space for his creations which resulted in the Quantum Tunneling telescope being added to the end of the pier in 2006. Tim has also contributed to the noticeboards, litter bins and signage.
Current machines on the pier include:
Instant Eclipse - watch the sky darken and the stars come out to a soundtrack by Sarah Angliss.
Microbreak - a package holiday all from the comfort of an armchair.
Gene Forecaster - get your personal expiry date from DNA analysis of a hair sample.
Test Your Nerve - dares you to place your hand into the cage of a ferocious dog.
The Bathyscape - descend to the seabed and witness the many marvels that are down there.
Autofrisk - a full body frisk by a pair of rubber gloves.
Quickfit - fitness workout without any individual effort, the machine moving all those vital muscles for you.
Instant Weightloss - watch yourself lose weight in an instant.
Expressive Photobooth - a photobooth to create a wide range of facial expressions.
Rent-a-dog - take a dog for a walk from the comfort of a treadmill.
My-nuke - open the fuel box and load the fuel pellets into the reactor without dropping any. Dispenses edible nuclear waste at the end of each go.
Brainwash - have your brain scrubbed clean and watch the entire process without any anaesthetic involved.
The Doctor - let the doctor diagnose your complaint and write out an illegible prescription.
Quantum Tunneling Telescope - why waste time with an ordinary telescope when there is so much more to see with a quantum tunneling telescope
The Chiropodist - let the chiropodist inspect and manipulate your feet.
The Booth of Truth - mystic balls read your hand and deliver an accurate assessment of your character.
Is it Art - present any object to the expert and he will tell you authoritatively whether it is art or not.
The Disgusting Spectacle - a nose picking machine!
Mobility Masterclass - train to use a zimmer frame including advanced motorway use.
Decoration Direct - businessmen pay cash for their honours and now you can too!
Pet or Meat - spin the arrow to decide on the destiny of the lamb.
Art Apocalypse - shoot up a variety of different pieces of art.
Fly Drive - experience a fly's eye view of the world.
Whack a Banker - discipline the reckless bankers by whacking them on the head.
Lunar Lander - land the spacecraft on the moon.
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